This is the Deathpool.
Singer is a bitch. He wants to quit the deathpool. If you also think singer is a bitch, click the button that says "Singer is a bitch" If you don't think he's a bitch, click "he's not a bitch"
Contest Begins December 3rd, 2004
Contest Ends December 3rd, 2005
In the event of a tie, the contest will move to "sudden death overtime."
Changes are made in Bold
Dead are in strikethrough
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| The Rapid Response Corpse | "You Can't Spell Funeral without F-U-N! | "Don't Stop Bereav'n" |
Kyle |
| Ernest Borgnine | Cyd Ceasar | Keith Richards | Richard Pryor |
| Kirk Douglas | Billy Graham | Rosa Parks | |
| Fidel Castro | Jerry Lewis | Gerald Ford | Walter Kronkite |
| Jack Palance | Estelle Getty | Aaron Spelling | Bette White |
| Elisabeth Taylor | John Wooden | Sparky Anderson | Wilford Brimley |
| Jesse Helms | Boris Yeltsin | Louis Gossett Jr. | Michael J Fox |
| Lady Bird Johnson | Willie Nelson | ||
| Mr. T | Dr. Ruth | Larry Flint | Mohammed Ali |
| Simon Wiesenthal | Andy Rooney | Annette Funicello | Al Lewis |
| Abe Vigoda | William "Fridge" Perry | Walter Mondale | Conrad Bain |
| Queen Elizabeth | Stephen Hawking | Andy Dick | Gene Wilder |
| Eartha Kitt | Hugh Hefner | John Goodman | Ruben Studdard |
| JD Salinger | Mickey Rooney | Kim Jong Il | Peter O'Toole |
| Louis Farrakhan | James Earle Ray | Aretha Franklin | |
| Phyllis Diller | Henry Kissinger | Scott Hall | Hugh Downs |
| Stan Musial | Courtney Love | Neil Young | Karl Malden |
| Ed McMahon | Mike Tyson | Dom Delouise | Roy Horn |
| Art Linkletter | Vince Neil | Charlotte Rae | |
| Fat Joe | Dick Cheney | William Rehnquist | |
| Larry King | Don Knotts | Wally Backman | Louie Anderson |
| Dick Clark | Bob Barker | Bob Dole | Osama Bin Laden |
| Phil Rizzuto | Nelson Mandela | Steve Irwin | Stephen King |
| Suge Knight | Mullah Omar | Sean Connery | 50 Cent |
| Jack Klugman | Charles Manson | Bill Russell | |
| Mel Brooks | Sean P Diddy Combs | James Brown |